THE BARROOM SONG

I walked into the barroom
I spit on the floor
I walked into the barroom
I spit on the floor, spit on the floor
An hour later they threw me out the door
They threw me out the door just like they did before
Ooh I got steam comin' out of my ears
Lightnin' out of my eyes
When I get back in that barroom I gonna take care all a' those guys
I gonna take care all a' those guys
Screamin' down the sidewalk
People step aside
I'm screamin' down the sidewalk
People step aside
The police catch me, they take me for a ride
It happens all the time, every Saturday night
Oh I got handcuffs over my wrists, bumps on top of my head
when I wake up tomorrow, I think I'll go right back to bed