MARY WAS A STRIPPER (from "Secret Agent")
Mary was a stripper and I'm glad that I was with her
And there's nothing I would not give her
When she smiled that smile at me
She worked out every day went dancin' every night
Showing that perfect body to a thousand hungry eyes
Mary oh Mary, Mary oh Mary, Mary oh Mary
I wanted to marry Mary but she did not agree
Soon we took to fighting and that's when Mary left me
She made some steamy movies and posed in magazines
Then she went to Hollywood and made it on the screen
Mary oh Mary, Mary oh Mary, Mary oh Mary
Mary never married, she became a millionaire
Then one day I turned around and Mary was standing there
We went to her hotel room, I held her close to me
And I made love to Mary while the waves crashed on the beach
Mary oh Mary, Mary oh Mary, Mary oh Mary, Mary oh Mary
Mary oh Mary, Mary oh Mary, Mary oh Mary, Mary oh Mary
Mary oh Mary, Mary oh Mary
Mary I love you so
Never gonna let you go
Never gonna let you go
Uh huh Mary
Uh huh Mary
Oh Mary
Oh Mary Mary Mary
Oh Mary