MY SUBSTITUTE GIRLFRIEND

Well you got yourself a new boyfriend
And you think that he's a' better than
But I loved you so
How could I let you go
You made my poor heart stir
How could I endure
And then I met her
She looks just like you, she feels just like you, she walks just like you, she talks just like you
She's my substitute girlfriend, she's my substitute girlfriend, girlfriend
Now every time I kiss her lips it's just like I'm a-kissin' you
But she's oh so warm
She lets me be myself
I don't have to perform
She gives me so much more
I think I'm in love
She looks just like you, she feels just like you, she walks just like you, she talks just like you
She's my substitute girlfriend, she's my substitute girlfriend
I think I'm in love
Then one day I told her all about you
Thought I needed a substitute
But I love her more
How could I say those words
She left and slammed the door and now I'm all alone
I wish she'd come back
She looks just like you, she feels just like you, she walks just like you, she talks just like you
She's my substitute girlfriend, she's my substitute girlfriend
She's my substitute, she's my substitute, she's my substitute, she's my substitute
She's my substitute girlfriend
She looks just like you, she feels just like you, she walks just like you, she talks just like you
She's my substitute girlfriend, she's my substitute girlfriend
She's my substitute girlfriend, she's my substitute girlfriend
I think I'm in love...I think I'm in love...I think I'm in love
Looks just like you, she feels just like you, she walks just like you, she talks just like you
She's my substitute girlfriend, she's my substitute girlfriend