Sheila Is An Android

She got chemical blood and DNA, she'll live for three hundred years
She'll never get sick and she'll never have kids but she needs to have somebody near
She likes to be held in the night, it makes her feel oh so right
Never had a childhood or memories of long ago
A woman in every way
She'll take your breath away
Sheila oh Sheila
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They were mass-produced on the assembly line, ten thousand androids a day
Perfectly formed they were born as adults, fully functional in every way
They were taught only to work and fight but soon they had equal rights
Worked in a foundry makin' steel all day long
Married the boss but they didn't get along
She got a nice settlement, lives in the North of Kent
Sheila oh Sheila
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Sheila is an android that I know Sheila is an android

Sheila is an android that I know Sheila is an android that I know Sheila is an android
Sheila is an android that I know Sheila is an android that I know Sheila is an android